Victoria Beckham slips her nipple

A more accurate title might be "Victoria's Beckham slips whatever the heck is on her chest" because I'm not actually sure if Victoria Beckham's nipple is condsidered a nipple anymore. If you want your breasts to look that incredibly fake why bother with surgery at all? You might as well just stuff your bra with Legos. I drew two concentric circles onto a grapefruit using a permanent marker and it still looks more human than whatever she has going on. So does my niece's Barbie doll. And maybe even the fire hydrant outside my apartment.

More of Victoria Beckham and her creepy looking molestor friend after the jump.